Tuesday, May 20, 2008

What is this world coming to?

Ok so I have a Myspace . . . what loser doesn't these days? Even 50-year-old moms have one because their kids have one and they want to be "cool" too. And I don't really mind that there's all these 15-year-old kids runnin' around on Myspace, thinkin' they're all badass and what-not. Whatever. Me, I didn't have one 'til I was almost 17. Anyways, I didn't decide to post some shit about Myspace. I came to vent.

What the fuck is up with all the 15-year-old chics getting fucking pregnant?! Seriously! I don't understand it. I guess, at least, they aren't all having fucking abortions. No murderers here. But good God people. I have no problems with these little kids having sex. Go ahead and fuck some little dude with a mini penis and pretend like you fucking like it. But I promise, you will like it so much better when you are a few years older. Anyways, back to my point. Use some fucking protection! Go to a gas station and buy one of those flavored condoms and fucking use it! Or get on the fucking pill. But that usually means you have to tell your mommy that you're having sex, and of course she won't be down with her little girl getting fucked. So that's usually out of the question. Well, if you won't spend a few bucks to buy a fucking condom, have the dude fucking pull out! Are you seriously proud that you're a mother before you can fucking drive at night?! Before you can legally smoke?! Before you can fucking legally drink?! My God. You're so excited that you get to be a mother and you're how old?! I would fucking freak out if I got pregnant and I'm almost five years older than you. I don't wanna be hauling around a little brat when I'm still young. I don't wanna worry about finding a babysitter on a Saturday night so I can go out to the bars with my non-pregnant friends. I don't wanna have to worry about second hand smoke damaging my kid. I don't wanna call my mom "Grandma" so my kid will. I don't wanna be the girl that wasn't responsible enough to fucking use some goddamn protection when I'm fucking! And you're proud of it?! It makes me sick. It makes me even more sick when the father is some 20-year-old. Dude, you're seriously fucking a chick that was born when you were 5-years-old?! Are you really that desperate for some pussy? Are you so immature that you can't get a chic your own fucking age?! Grow the fuck up. Also, as your child grows up and you tell him/her not to have sex, aren't you being really hypocritical? Seriously. Just like if you smoke pot and you tell your kids it's bad for you. Shut the fuck up and pass the blunt, bitch! So just remember that as your child grows up and you are unable to enjoy your youth and they cause you hell, just remember that you could have avoided it so easily. Hope you're proud of yourself. Actually, just kidding. I hope and wish that you are fucking ashamed. Because I know I would be.